You're A Vampire - That Sucks!: A Survival Guide

Author: Domenick Dicce
Publisher: Penguin Putnam Inc
Category: Folklore, Myths & Legends, Parapsychological Studies, Mysticism, Magic & Ritual, Funny Books & Stories, Parodies & Spoofs
Book Format: Paperback

Being bitten by and turned into a vampire isn't the glitz and glamour that Hollywood makes it out to be. In fact, one out of five newly turned vampires will succumb to a slew of easily avoidable and common pitfalls within their first few months as a nightwalker - tempting garlic-laced Italian food, silver jewellry and anything with an SPF below 1,000 will have to go. As an answer to this tragic loss of undead life, Count Domenick Dicce has written the definitive how-to guide that just might save your pale, ice-cold skin. This helpful tome will cover everything from Vampire 101 - such as hunting, feeding and getting used to your new powers - to Vampire Graduate Studies - such as coffin selection, the ghoulish world of vampiric social hierarchy and the universal Laws of the Vampire. This humorous and giftable guide will be perfect for you or the vampire nut in your life, complete with illustrations throughout. There's nothing worse than getting laughed out of the room at a vampire party after saying a cliched I vant to suck your blahd! - this stylish and fun guide for the newly undead will ensure that this never happens to you!

About Domenick Dicce
"Count" Domenick Dicce is a writer, actor, and all-around creator of fun. He lives in California, and this is his first book.

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SKU BK-9780399175886
Barcode # 9780399175886
Brand Penguin Putnam Inc
Artist / Author Domenick Dicce
Shipping Weight 0.4500kg
Shipping Width 0.120m
Shipping Height 0.010m
Shipping Length 0.200m
Assembled Length 20.300m
Assembled Height 1.000m
Assembled Width 11.700m
Type Paperback

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