Don't Stalk the Admissions Officer: How to SURVIVE the College Admissions Process Without LOSING YOUR MIND

Author: Risa Lewak
Publisher: Ten Speed Press
Category: Secondary Schools, Secondary Schools, Higher & Further Education, Tertiary Education, Higher & Further Education, Tertiary Education, Advice On Education
Age Group: 15+
Book Format: Paperback

The college admissions process is: A) Similar to gallbladder surgery without anesthesia B) Worse than watching American Idol auditions without earplugs C) Soul-destroying, ego-crushing, and life-sucking D) Actually kind of funny when you think about it E) All of the above There's no denying it: Applying to college is a grueling journey just shy of cruel and unusual punishment. But that doesn't mean you can't laugh along the way. If college is on your horizon, Don't Stalk the Admissions Officer shows you how to ace the tricky application process-while maintaining your sense of humor and sanity. Former pre-admissions counselor Risa Lewak empowers you to craft a killer essay, choose between the SAT and ACT, score stellar recommendations, nail the interview, handle overly involved parents, and more. You'll also learn how to navigate crucial post-application issues, like financial aid, rejection, and deciding whether to take a year off. Packed with insider tips, helpful suggestions, and laugh-out-loud anecdotes, this savvy handbook gives you the know-how and confidence to conquer this stressful rite of passage . . . and minimize nervous breakdowns.

A former pre-admissions counselor and recruiter at Hunter College, RISA LEWAK, MSEd, leads workshops to help prospective college students and their parents minimize the stress of the application process. She is an alumni interviewer for the University of Pennsylvania, a frequent speaker at high schools and college fairs, and a regular contributor to popular college prep websites, including collegebound.net and collegetoolkit.com.

Table Of Contents
Acknowledgments vii

Introduction viii
Part one

Enjoy High School Now, Avoid Therapy Later 1



Chapter 1

Overachiever and Loser Have the Same Latin Root 2



Chapter 2

Why Spend the Summer Meditating with Monks When You Could Be Working on Your Tan? 17



Part two

Hot Sweats, Cold Sweats, and Difficulty Breathing—Either You’re Applying to College or You Have Malaria 21



Chapter 3

Finding the Right Fit: Why College Isn’t a Pair of Levis 22



Chapter 4

Guidance Counselors Must Have Done Something Very Bad in a Former Life 39



Chapter 5

The SAT Versus the ACT: Which Is More Evil? 54



Chapter 6

Surviving the College Tour: Please God, Not Another Library 73



Chapter 7

When to Tell Your Parents It’s Time to Start Seeing Other Children 82



Chapter 8

The Art of Asking and/or Threatening Teachers for a Good Recommendation 96



Chapter 9

Writing the Essay: The Line Between Good and Bad Is Thinner Than You Think 106



Chapter 10

The College Interview: Fourteen Ways Not to Screw It Up 126



Chapter 11

Things That Annoy Admissions Officers 136



Chapter 12

How to Pass the Time While You’re Waiting to Hear 144



Part three

The Envelope Arrives: Whatever Happens, Don’t Take It Out on the Mailman 151



Chapter 13

Without Rejection, There’d Be No Ben & Jerry’s 152



Chapter 14

How to Choose the Right School (They All Look Good in Brochures) 161



Chapter 15

Paying for College Without Getting Arrested 170



Chapter 16

Taking a Gap Year: Should You Put Off Renaissance Poetry to Explore Italy on a Vespa? 184



Epilogue

Whether It’s Fat or Thin, an Envelope Will Not Change Your Life 191



Index 194



About the Author 198
About Risa Lewak
A former pre-admissions counselor and recruiter at Hunter College, RISA LEWAK, MSEd, leads workshops to help prospective college students and their parents minimize the stress of the application process. She is an alumni interviewer for the University of Pennsylvania, a frequent speaker at high schools and college fairs, and a regular contributor to popular college prep websites, including collegebound.net and collegetoolkit.com.

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